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Big Don Drakoni

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Good evening. Allow me to make acquaintances with you. My name is Raphael Michael Jason Cornelius Drakoni of Roseto the third, but you can call me Big Don Drakoni, and nothing else if you know what's good for you. It would be a shame if I had to show you how we deal with disrespect in the old country. I am a man of pride, and honor, and baseball bat beat downs, let's not forget the beat downs.

Posts by Big Don Drakoni:

Tattoo Artists: No Respect or Lonely Tattooist Seeks Naive Young Wife

by Big Don Drakoni on Jun.16, 2009, under Rants

Hey pizanos, it’s the Big Don Drakoni Super Show, hosted by me, Raphael Michael Jason Cornelius Drakoni of Roseto the third; your host. I want to share a story with you, a regular Greek tragedy, and I’m not talking about the movie Troy. I’m talking about an unfortunate girl named Kimberley Vlaminck, who feel asleep, and woke up with fifty-six stars tattooed on her face, just like sleeping beauty, but without the princess, or the prince, and with a tattoo gun. (continue reading…)

4 Comments :a crook in my book, Kimberley Vlaminck, Rouslan Toumaniantz, tattoos more...

Those crazy pirate hooker DJ dames…

by Big Don Drakoni on May.18, 2009, under Rants

I continue to read the news, against the advice of my physician concerning my high blood pressure. I was reading something interesting today about copyright infringement. Now, I and copyright infringement go back quite a long ways, ever since I wrote my first report in grade school: “We choose to go to the moon.” Anyway, let’s just say, I know to call a spade a spade, because when I see a bird that walks like a duck, and swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck.

But I also know when something isn’t copyright infringement. I’ll tell you what isn’t copyright infringement, when you have your domain point another site. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “No shit Big Don Drakoni, everyone knows that.” Well, don’t even think that way about me, I’ll smack your face off and use it to degrease my engine. (continue reading…)

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Introducing Big Don Drakoni

by Big Don Drakoni on May.16, 2009, under News

Good evening. Allow me to make acquaintances with you. My name is Raphael Michael Jason Cornelius Drakoni of Roseto the third, but you can call me Big Don Drakoni, and nothing else if you know what’s good for you. It would be a shame if I had to show you how we deal with disrespect in the old country. I am a man of pride, and honor, and baseball bat beat downs, let’s not forget the beat downs. (continue reading…)

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