El Drako
Profile Hello sissy girls, I am El Drako. Tremble in fear, with quivering lower lip, for I will twist you like pretzel and break your back over my knee cap, like so. I have traveled long distance, and broken many backs along the way, to bring you an extra-large jar full of extra-spicy whoopass flavored picante sauce. You like I make you a burrito? Maybe I might, a burrito of pain! Posts by El Drako:
¡Dios mío! Lives of La Parkita and Espectrito Jr. cut short
by El Drako on Jul.02, 2009, under Rants
If there are two things that El Drako respects in life, it’s burritos, and Lucha Libre, however, there is one kind of person who El Drako respects most of all, Los Poquito Lucha Libres (Midget Mexican Wrestlers.) The Midget is the most noble of all God’s creations, for no other creature packs so much pride and nobility into such a small body. Yes, when you do the math, the Midget Wrestler is pound per pound, the most awesome being alive. (continue reading…)
Leave a Comment
:burritos, Conspiracy, Macaulay Culkin, San Diablo, wrestling
more...
I curse you Denver City
by El Drako on May.18, 2009, under Rants
Hello sissy girls, it is I, El Drako, I have returned to make the mens’ hearts quiver with fear, and to make the womens’ hearts tremble with desire. I find it necessary to express my distress for the way you Americans treat your wrestlers. I will have you to know, that in San Diablo, all give honer to the mighty calf muscles of El Drako. (continue reading…)
1 Comment
:burritos, calf muscles, poquito niños, San Diablo, wrestling
more...
Introducing El Drako
by El Drako on May.16, 2009, under News
Hello sissy girls, I am El Drako. Tremble in fear, with quivering lower lip, for I will twist you like pretzel, and break your back over my knee cap, like so. I have traveled long distance, and broken many backs along the way, to bring you an extra-large jar full of extra spicy whoopass flavored picante sauce. You like I make you a burrito? Maybe I might, a burrito of pain! (continue reading…)
Leave a Comment
:burrito, whoopass
more...
¡Dios mío! Lives of La Parkita and Espectrito Jr. cut short
by El Drako on Jul.02, 2009, under Rants
I curse you Denver City
by El Drako on May.18, 2009, under Rants
Hello sissy girls, it is I, El Drako, I have returned to make the mens’ hearts quiver with fear, and to make the womens’ hearts tremble with desire. I find it necessary to express my distress for the way you Americans treat your wrestlers. I will have you to know, that in San Diablo, all give honer to the mighty calf muscles of El Drako. (continue reading…)
Introducing El Drako
by El Drako on May.16, 2009, under News
Hello sissy girls, I am El Drako. Tremble in fear, with quivering lower lip, for I will twist you like pretzel, and break your back over my knee cap, like so. I have traveled long distance, and broken many backs along the way, to bring you an extra-large jar full of extra spicy whoopass flavored picante sauce. You like I make you a burrito? Maybe I might, a burrito of pain! (continue reading…)
-
Good Time Authors
Why waste your time reading stuff that makes your head hurt, this is drakegta.com, home of Big Don Drakoni, Darian rake, El Drako, and Old Man McDrake; the Good Time Authors. Think of us like the "Good time girls" of creative writing, sure, you never bring us home to meet your parents, but at least you know you're going to enjoy yourself. Turn your brain off and enjoy; oh, and don't forget to subscribe to our RSS feed..
You can also subscribe by email by filling the field below:
Blog Authors
DandyID
Digg
Flickr
Google Profiles
Stumbleupon
Picasa
MySpace
last.fm
Linkedin
Twitter
YouTube
Pandora
I Can Has Cheezburger?
Shelfari
Yahoo! Answers
Google Reader
Amazon Wish List
Facebook Pages