Hey, they took another one of my Six Word Stories.

Alcoholic creates fantasy world; lives there.

F*** me dead I just noticed I have not updated this since long before Shakespeare wast a boy… You would not believe that my hands were chopped off and I was waiting for bionic ones. I hope you still love me!. (continue reading…)

Hey, they took another one of my Six Word Stories.

Jackson dead; Culkin unavailable for comment.

Hey, just wanted to brag, a couple of my submissions were accepted by “Six Word Stories.”

Paralytic worked fast. Intubation too slow.

Identity thief got loans I couldn’t.
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Good evening. Allow me to make acquaintances with you. My name is Raphael Michael Jason Cornelius Drakoni of Roseto the third, but you can call me Big Don Drakoni, and nothing else if you know what’s good for you. It would be a shame if I had to show you how we deal with disrespect in the old country. I am a man of pride, and honor, and baseball bat beat downs, let’s not forget the beat downs. (continue reading…)

Hello sissy girls, I am El Drako. Tremble in fear, with quivering lower lip, for I will twist you like pretzel, and break your back over my knee cap, like so. I have traveled long distance, and broken many backs along the way, to bring you an extra-large jar full of extra spicy whoopass flavored picante sauce. You like I make you a burrito? Maybe I might, a burrito of pain! (continue reading…)

Hey, it’s been a while since you heard from me. I know, I’ve been out like Lottie’s eye for a couple years, but I told you I’d be back when I had time to write again, and I wouldn’t lie to you. So there you have it, all you other sissies can go back into hiding, because the boss is back. (continue reading…)