The Face of a Killer

I am saddened to the point of tears to tell you that two of Mexico’s greatest costume wrestlers, La Parkita and Espectrito Jr. were brutally murdered this week in a Mexico City Hotel Room, by female gangsters. Do not laugh, for this is most serious, la policía claim that a gang of women murdered La Parkita and Espectrito Jr. because they were trying to pay for sex with the hookers, but came up short. I don’t believe this, it obviously doesn’t measure up.

I believe this is a conspiracy, against the Mexican people, to kill two noble Lucha Libres and blame their deaths on noble prostitutes. You cannot fool me la policía, for I am El Drako, and I possess wisdom beyond my understanding. El Drako thinks that they are hiding something, for their lies fall perilously short. El Drako knows this kind of lie would not fly in San Diablo, where the women swoon for all the mighty Lucha Libres, most especially, Los Poquito Lucha Libres. These men had no need of the prostitutes, because they could have had all of the ladies that they wanted, with mojadoa almeja.

I know who did this, it was El Hombre de Macaulay Culkin. That’s right hijo de puta, I know it was you Culkin, mama la pinga.

La Parkita, you will be missed, Enjoy…

La Danza De La Parka