So I like to keep up-to-date on the world of pop-culture. I couldn’t help but notice the other day when Jay-Z called out the so called “Auto-Tune” rappers with his new single, “D.O.A. (Death of Auto-Tune).” Most interestingly, the track was produced by Kanye West, who gave us an entire album done in auto-tune.

Hypocrisy isn’t anything new to rap music, come to think of it, I don’t think there has been a single “gangsta rapper” living “the thug life” since Bone Thugs showed up at that concert and then jacked all their fans at gun point. Although, one does have to give props to C-murder, who did, in his defense, go ahead and kill someone, or to Ol’ Dirty Bastard, who lived up to his name by never bathing; the fact is, all that most rappers are selling lately is falsehood.

I have to admit I was slightly taken aback when Jay-Z launched a “lyrical attack” at the auto-tune rappers saying that they had no talent. All I’m saying is, anyone who did “I Just Wanna Love U (Give It 2 Me)” has no fucking business saying other rappers lack talent. I’ve stuck my penis in a pencil sharpener and produced better sounding verse.

I don’t mean to offend anyone, but the last time a good rap song came out, it was called “Trouble” and it was done by a band called “Cypress Hill.” You know what they did? They took a giant shit on Jay-Z and his pussy-ass off-key raps, and then wiped their ass with his ugly ass face.

I mean this, I can’t sing on-key, in fact, I’ll go as far as to say I’m completely tone deaf, and off beat as fuck. Guess what, that’s why I’ve never released a rap album, (that and the world wasn’t ready for Jam-Master-Drake.) Instead we have Jay-Z, who has not only absolutely no vocal talent, but also no lyrical talent to speak of, calling out people like T-pain. Guess what Jay-Z, T-pain might be the butt of a million jokes, but at he’s least trying something new, and Jay-Z, you only have one fucking song, and you sing it again and again, with forty other people on your CD. If there were ever, a wack-ass off-key rapper that needed auto-tune, it’s you buddy.

Furthermore, Kanye West, you suck. I’m not even going to make a joke about you being a gay fish, I happen to know what a gay fish looks like. No, just this; you suck: in four full albums, you’ve yet to produce one song worth listening too.