Michael Jackson Dead: Macaulay Culkin Suspiciously Unavailable for Comment
by Darian rake on Jun.25, 2009, under Rants
First, let’s look at the facts. They say he died of cardiac arrest, but I have it on a good source*, that the crime scene did not indicate a simple heart attack. No, based on the evidence, The King of Pop first tripped over Hot Wheels left on the stairs, then was hit by buckets of paint on strings, and fell to the bottom where he landed on Christmas bulbs, triggering a fan to blow feathers on him and a red hot iron to land on his face.
The Face of a Killer
Does that sound suspicious to you? You might ask, why are the police holding this information back? It’s obvious isn’t it? After Home Alone Part One, Culkin acquired a blood lust, before Part Two Culkin moved to New York and set his sights on bigger things, then the documentary on Culkin’s early life, “The Good Son” came out, exposing him as the psychopath he was. Afraid, Culkin went into hidding while hatching his master plan, using a clone created at the secret military installation under Dulce Mountain, New Mexico, the CIA working with Goodwill subjected a replicate to repetitive torture at Neverland Ranch, so that Culkin could fall out of the radar and complete his Borne Alternative; they called it operation Pagemaster, but we called it 9-11.
That’s right, Culkin did 9-11, you heard it here first.
*By good source, I mean an interview with Alex Jones of prisonplanet.com
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June 28th, 2009 on 10:39[...] Does that sound suspicious to you? You might ask, why are the police holding this information back? It’s obvious isn’t it? Vince Offer is SP, and has been fighting the “church” of Scientology for years. In an effort to discredit Vince, who has the dirt on David Miscavige and has joined forces with Anonymous, the church has declared Vince to be “fair game” and has started faking crimes where he is a suspect to make him look bad. First it was the hooker thing, and now, the murder of Billy Mays. Obviously Scientology sent in a very skilled assassin who killed Billy Mays and made it look like Vince Offer did it. But who do we know that’s killing people, and is a Scientologist? Oh snap, and it all comes back around full circle, Macaulay fuckin’ Culkin. [...]
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June 26th, 2009 on 00:26
Hey, have you seen this news article?
New details about Michael Jackson’s Death Emerge
I was wondering if you were going to blog about this…
June 26th, 2009 on 02:52
it is so sad that the king of pop is already dead. we are going to miss him but his music will be remembered forever.
June 28th, 2009 on 10:10
Michael Jackson is my favorite pop artist ever since i was a child. He is truly the King of Pop and i are saddened by this news.
July 13th, 2009 on 13:09
I’m a cunt and fat redneck
July 13th, 2009 on 15:25
Thanks for sharing.
July 18th, 2009 on 11:45
LOLOLOL
This article made my day.
xD
September 2nd, 2009 on 05:24
Not sure that this is true:), but thanks for a post.