F*** me dead I just noticed I have not updated this since long before Shakespeare wast a boy… You would not believe that my hands were chopped off and I was waiting for bionic ones. I hope you still love me!.

I am totally exhausted with only your readership as life preserver, hanging out at the Aussie Bloggers Forums, just generally being of great concern to my employer, my day is full to overflowing from 4am to I run out of alcohol. I am avoiding recapture. but who cares.

I make a solemn vow if one more person emails me to ask why I haven’t posted today I will start posting pictures of toe fungus, or fecal murals. Go with God, good friends. Until my paycheck dawneth..