So you ever heard of Elisabeth Hasselbeck? Me neither. That was, until I turned on the TV the other night and first heard the verbal equivalent of bubbling bong water that comes out of her mouth. Apparently, Elisabeth Hasselbeck is a former contestant on Survivor: The Australian Outback, (she lost by the way,) and is now a full time co-host on The View, (which sucks by the way.) So, I’m flippin’ channels, and I see Greta Van Susteren, (a mouthpiece for Scientology,) interviewing Elisabeth Hasselbeck, (a mouthpiece for stupidity.) (continue reading…)