Conspiracy

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¡Dios mío! Lives of La Parkita and Espectrito Jr. cut short

by El Drako on Jul.02, 2009, under Rants

If there are two things that El Drako respects in life, it’s burritos, and Lucha Libre, however, there is one kind of person who El Drako respects most of all, Los Poquito Lucha Libres (Midget Mexican Wrestlers.) The Midget is the most noble of all God’s creations, for no other creature packs so much pride and nobility into such a small body. Yes, when you do the math, the Midget Wrestler is pound per pound, the most awesome being alive. (continue reading…)

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Billy Mays Dead: Vince Offer Suspiciously Unavailable for Comment

by Darian rake on Jun.28, 2009, under Rants

You have to respect a guy who’s ads were so clever, that he could interrupt our favorite TV shows screaming like a mad man about products that never worked like they were supposed to anyways, and yet, we let that slide and he became a minor celebrity. You like conspiracy theories? Well, you heard it here first. (continue reading…)

2 Comments :Alex Jones, Anonymous, Billy Mays, Conspiracy, Scientology, ShamWow, SlapChop, Vince Offer more...

Michael Jackson Dead: Macaulay Culkin Suspiciously Unavailable for Comment

by Darian rake on Jun.25, 2009, under Rants

You have to respect a guy who’s music was so good, he could turn himself into a white woman, take that Home Alone kid to “Never Never Land,” and dangle his children off of a balcony, and yet, we let all that slide. You like conspiracy theories? Well, you heard it here first. (continue reading…)

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