I continue to read the news, against the advice of my physician concerning my high blood pressure. I was reading something interesting today about copyright infringement. Now, I and copyright infringement go back quite a long ways, ever since I wrote my first report in grade school: “We choose to go to the moon.” Anyway, let’s just say, I know to call a spade a spade, because when I see a bird that walks like a duck, and swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck.

But I also know when something isn’t copyright infringement. I’ll tell you what isn’t copyright infringement, when you have your domain point another site. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “No shit Big Don Drakoni, everyone knows that.” Well, don’t even think that way about me, I’ll smack your face off and use it to degrease my engine.

That’s where you would be mistaken. It turns out that Sara Palin, or more correctly, the lawyers who represent her and the attorney general of Alaska, do not. See, way back in 2008, Shu Latif, who looks like a smelly pirate hooker from whore island to me, took her domain, crackho.com, and redirected it to point to Sarah Palin’s official website.

Now, I think that’s all harmless fun and games, even if I think of Sara less as crack ho, and more as a realdoll programed with some very rudimentary artificial intelligence system. Anyway, I guess no one noticed until now, because Alaska’s Attorney General Michael Barnhill, just sent Shu a cease-and-desist order.

I know what you’re thinking: “Stop the presses, an attorney in Alaska doesn’t understand the law, guess what, who cares?” Well I say shut the fuck up, I’m trying to tell you a story, and if you interrupt me again, thinking out loud like that, I’m going to pump you so full of holes they’ll think you’re the plot to a new Star Wars prequel. No, it’s something more sinister then that. I think that Mikey Barnhill knows this isn’t a crime, I think Mikey Barnhill is using fear and intimidation to put this Shu lady into a box. I don’t like it, fear and intimidation are my racket.