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The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Ranters

by on Sep.21, 2009, under Rants

So I’m an ol’ school ranter; I’ve been keepin’ the streets on beets from sunup to sundown and stayin’ true to da game since a time when Rob Zombie was culturally relevant. I’ve had my mind on my ranting and my ranting on my mind since long before cats started wanting cheeseburgers. Hardly a day goes by that people don’t write me and say “Drake, you’re so awesome, and cool, and sexy; and you totally aren’t a friendless loser trying to act cool on the Internet, what can I do to be more like you?” Well, with that in mind-

Kayne Interrupts Drake On His Own Webpage

Kayne Interrupts Drake On His Own Webpage.

Anyway, here are the Seven Habits of Highly Effective Ranters. (continue reading…)

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How-to be an Awesome Internet Ranter, a Thirteen Step Guide

by on Jun.11, 2009, under Rants

I have created a simple guide to being awesome, and becoming internet famous. There may be other ways of doing this, but this is what worked for me.

Step One: Read this guide, no one has ever become internet famous or awesome without first reading this guide. (continue reading…)

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