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¡Dios mío! Lives of La Parkita and Espectrito Jr. cut short

by El Drako on Jul.02, 2009, under Rants

If there are two things that El Drako respects in life, it’s burritos, and Lucha Libre, however, there is one kind of person who El Drako respects most of all, Los Poquito Lucha Libres (Midget Mexican Wrestlers.) The Midget is the most noble of all God’s creations, for no other creature packs so much pride and nobility into such a small body. Yes, when you do the math, the Midget Wrestler is pound per pound, the most awesome being alive. (continue reading…)

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I curse you Denver City

by El Drako on May.18, 2009, under Rants

Hello sissy girls, it is I, El Drako, I have returned to make the mens’ hearts quiver with fear, and to make the womens’ hearts tremble with desire. I find it necessary to express my distress for the way you Americans treat your wrestlers. I will have you to know, that in San Diablo, all give honer to the mighty calf muscles of El Drako. (continue reading…)

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