I continue to read the news, against the advice of my physician concerning my high blood pressure. I was reading something interesting today about copyright infringement. Now, I and copyright infringement go back quite a long ways, ever since I wrote my first report in grade school: “We choose to go to the moon.” Anyway, let’s just say, I know to call a spade a spade, because when I see a bird that walks like a duck, and swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck.

But I also know when something isn’t copyright infringement. I’ll tell you what isn’t copyright infringement, when you have your domain point another site. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “No shit Big Don Drakoni, everyone knows that.” Well, don’t even think that way about me, I’ll smack your face off and use it to degrease my engine. (continue reading…)

So you ever heard of Elisabeth Hasselbeck? Me neither. That was, until I turned on the TV the other night and first heard the verbal equivalent of bubbling bong water that comes out of her mouth. Apparently, Elisabeth Hasselbeck is a former contestant on Survivor: The Australian Outback, (she lost by the way,) and is now a full time co-host on The View, (which sucks by the way.) So, I’m flippin’ channels, and I see Greta Van Susteren, (a mouthpiece for Scientology,) interviewing Elisabeth Hasselbeck, (a mouthpiece for stupidity.) (continue reading…)