Old Man McDrake, you won’t believe this shit. I’m forty-two right, and this forty-eight year-old guy I was dating moved in with me, everything was good for aboot a year. Aboot two months ago, he told me he was leaving me for a younger woman, that was upsetting enough, until I find out that this younger woman is my eighteen year-old daughter, who has recently moved out of my house, and moved in with him. Wait, wait, it gets better, she moved into a flat with him; but she didn’t take her husband and two kids, who all still live with me. I thought maybe this was a joke, or it would only last a couple of weeks, but it been two months, and my daughter still sends me texts about the great sex she’s having with my boyfriend. What the fuck? I mean seriously McDrake, what the hell would you do? I’m thinking aboot taking a hockey stick to the whole lot of them.

Vengeful in Vancouver

Damn, Vengeful, I didn’t know they had trailer parks in Canada. *Burn* Well, first off, don’t over react, this could work out well for you; the first thing I would do, is talk to Jerry Springer, and see if maybe you can make some money off this mess. Seriously, email him at jerry.fan@nbcuni.com, I think he’d like to hear from you. The most amazing thing, this woman, left her husband and kids, and ran off with your boyfriend? What kind cunt does that? I don’t even know where to start here.

Well, to repair you relationship with your daughter- no wait, that won’t work.

Well if the husband is a nice guy then- no, that won’t work either.

I guess if the jerk ran off with your daughter- no, that’s no right.

If she’s still sending you texts she’s just doing to get attentio- no, it’s beyond that.

You know what, you win, break out with the hockey stick and go all Wayne Gretzky on their asses, they all have it coming. No better yet, fuck Wayne Gretzky, go all Casey Jones on them, old school Ninja Turtles style.

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