Yup, David Cross is Still a Dipshit.

by Darian rake on Oct.25, 2009, under Rants

So I’m trying something new. I joined a social ranting site called WriteBite. I’m posting my rant here, and on WriteBite, and we’ll see what happens. You could go vote for my rant if you wanted.

So, a couple of weeks ago I explained how Larry the Cable Guy is a prick, but David Cross is a Dipshit, as it turns out, David Cross is still a dipshit. In his continuing quest to promote his new book, I drink for a reason, ol’ Davy Cross is resorting to bigger and bigger publicity stunts. According to several news sources, David Cross is now bragging about the time he did a bump of coke at a White House Correspondents’ Dinner, in front of the president and a bunch of other people. This is the stupidest publicity stunt that-

Interrupted Again.

If he had said he did it for the lulz, everyone would have laughed.

What kind of breaking news is that? A comedian does drugs? Really, and the news outlets picked it up too, WTF?! You snorted some coke about 50 feet away from the president. Big fucking deal dude, Tim Allen once made a gas powered shop vac to help him snort 50 foot lines of coke, and then went on to be the star of a charming family sitcom.

It looked a lot like this.

You’re not making anyone want to buy your book with this shit.

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:coke, David Cross, I Drink for a Reason, Larry the Cable Guy, tim allen

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